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"Ever After Happy" | davelovell.net
Sep 212010
 

Ever After Happy

She wanted ever after happy, in a never hafta world.

She was but­ter­flies and rain­bows, round which mean and ugly swirled.

No way that we could be more dif­fer­ent, no chance that this could ever work.

Some­one soon was gonna tell her, the guy you’re dat­ing – is a jerk!

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Why, oh why would a sweet girl like that,

spend time with a man that would tor­ment her cat?

I’m rude and foul smelling, just like my mom said,

But still every morn­ing – there she is in my bed.

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The new kid at the gro­cery, gave me 20 extra back

She’d have given it back to him, but smokes cost me 5 bucks a pack.

She actu­ally cares about recy­cling, and the prob­lems of the poor

Still she smooches on a man that never voted for Al Gore.

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Why, oh why would a sweet girl like that,

fall in love with a man who calls the heavy-set, fat?

I’m rude and foul smelling, just like my mom said,

But still every morn­ing – there she is in my bed.

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I dump my ash­tray out the win­dow, as she com­posts all the trash.

She reads about green archi­tec­ture, I run my A/C unabashed.

You can cut her off in traf­fic; she will barely say a word

Then she still looks at me sweetly, as I’m shoot­ing you the bird.

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Why, oh why would a sweet girl like that,

love a man who would not help a crip­ple with a flat.

I’m rude and foul smelling, just like my mom said,

But still every morn­ing – there she is in my bed.

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